Missile Toad Christmas Tree Ornament

Say hello to the ultimate holiday disruptor, Missile Toad! 🐸🚀 No, that's not a typo; we've taken your traditional tree ornament game to new heights—literally. Our 3D-printed toad has swapped its pond-side lily pad for a high-velocity missile. Yeah, you read that right: This ain't your grandma's Christmas bauble!

Missile Toad is decked out in 3D-printed glory, complete with a bad-to-the-bone missile strapped to its back. Because nothing says "Season's Greetings" like an amphibian locked and loaded with festive spirit. 🎄💥

Ready to hang? Our Missile Toad comes with a hook and loop so you can position this jolly jumper anywhere on your tree. Imagine the conversations this little guy will spark! From "Is that a toad on a missile?" to "Where on earth did you find that?", Missile Toad is an immediate holiday conversation starter—or ender, depending on your guests.

Let's be honest, the tree needed a hero, and Missile Toad is here to deliver. Say goodbye to the mundane world of snowflakes, stars, and Santas. Bring on the high-flying, sky-diving, mistletoe-dodging adventure that is Missile Toad! 🎅🚫🐸✅

Get yours today and make this holiday season an absolute blast! 🎉

Here's the skinny on sizes: For apparel, simply play it safe and stick to the size you'd typically choose when you raid the mall - you do wear clothes on a regular basis, right? If it's anything but threads, we've got you covered. Just peek at the description where we've painstakingly scribbled down the dimensions. In the odd chance we've flubbed and left out those specifics, consider that your golden ticket to joyfully take us to task - we can take a joke, we promise!